Governor of California, Jerry Brown, announced that deforestation will be increased by 75% to combat the damage of rouge wildfires.

After the destruction of thousands of households, including Lady Gaga’s mansion, Caitlyn Jenner’s Home, Khloé Kardashian’s Home, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s Home, Orlando Bloom’s Home, The Bachelor Mansion, and many more, Governor Jerry Brown is issuing a state of emergency and emergency action

“Dear people of California,” Brown said, “I have declared a state of emergency and called for an emergency meeting for the United Nations to combat the humanitarian disasters that are the fires. My staff and I believe that if we increase our deforestation, these problems will no longer occur.”

Brown exclaimed that he is going to ask the United Nations to take funding out of the Syrian humanitarian crisis and to fund the increase in deforestation.

“That is why I have just ordered to have 90% of all trees and plants cut down to prevent these fires,” Brown continued, “We will then use this land for more infrastructure. We will also be putting bans on household trees and gardening plants to make sure fires will no longer spread to other houses.”

Brown then went on to explain that the states’ main concern, however, is to make sure that the celebrities receive donations from the state to rebuild their houses so that they will advertise California and allow the economy to grow.

“The Kardashians are our main concern,” Brown said,” They need as much funding as they can get to continue their work

The causes of the fire are unknown but “fowl” play is suspected by the Trump administration to get rid of the population of liberal citizens.

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