Our Writers and Contributors

Hubert Geoffrey Colten – Editor in Cheif

Hubert Geoffrey Colten is the co-founder, co-CEO, co-CTO, co-CFO, co-CIO, co-CMO, and editor-in-chief of Speak The Truth. He is an expert in many areas of journalism, including foreign affairs, U.S. government correspondence, cyber security, terrorism and counter-terrorism, investigative sports fishing, and many more. Prior to his dedication to Speak The Truth,  Colten’s work appeared in numerous publications, including the New York Times, the Wall Street Journal, The Onion, People Magazine, the Gideon Bible, Playgirl, Maxim, Fox News, CNN, Scientific American, America Girl Magazine, Cooking Light, Recoil, Southern Living, and numerous others. He graduated from Princeton University in 1990 with a Ph.D. in communication sciences. Previously, he earned a master’s degree in both journalism and theoretical fine arts from Vanderbilt University. Currently, Colten resides with his wife and 13 daughters in his tropical bungalow in beautiful west Texas.

Ulysses Franklin Goldstein – Jewish Correspondent

Ulysses Franklin Goldstein has been a Jewish contributor for over 57 years. Ever since converting to Judaism from the Church of Scientology in 2010, Goldstein has become even more credible in the Judeo-Muslim community. He acquired a master’s degree in rabbinical studies from the Texas Christian University in 1951, after earning his double Ph.D. in finance and rheumatology from Sewanee in 1950, graduating six years early.

Buford Herschel Hendrick – Sports and Entertainment Editor

Buford Herschel Hendrick is a rather notable author and journalist. Aside from his phenomenal work in physics journalism, he is also a master locksmith, welder, cowboy, gambler, and rancher. His writing and work have been published to and used in Fox News, Playboy magazine, The New Yorker, The Atlantic, National Geographic, Guns and Ammo and many others. Hendrick graduated from Brigham Young University in 2016 with a Ph.D. in gender studies and an associates degree in both counseling psychology and investigative journalism. He lives alone in his penthouse apartment in New York City.

Cornelius al-Jabbar – Technology Editor

Cornelius al-Jabbar has Ph.D. in cursive and an associates degree in print. He also has been the leader of many grassroots movements in Central America and in the Middle East. Despite the lack of success,  he has brought a lot of awareness to the problems. He has owned and managed many esports teams, including the well know and very successful GaYmerZ Club. Cornelius gained control of his father’s veterinarian clinic when he was 14 and has managed it successfully since then. He was accepted into Stanford at age 16. Cornelius is also co-founder, co-CEO, co-CTO, co-CFO, co-CIO, co-CMO, and co-editor-in-chief of Speak The Truth.  Along with all of these achievements, he continues to amaze with his amount of experience in the reporting field. He reported actively throughout operation storm and has reported multiple times throughout military hotspots across the world. He is the only person in history to bike around the whole earth. He was also the artistic director of all of Fidel Castro’s films. He currently writes for us at Speak the Truth as our Technology expert.

Douglas Herbert Swindlehurst – Foreign Policy Editor

Douglas Herbert Swindlehurst is the Foreign Policy editor for Speak the Truth. He has been a contributor to Speak the Truth for 12 years. He previously published articles in The New York Times, Washington Post, Council on Foreign Relations, The Diplomat, Foreign Affairs, Al Jazeera, and The Onion. Swindlehurst received his Bachelors in Journalism from Harvard University. He obtained his graduate degree at the Columbia University School of International and Public Affairs. He is an expert in international affairs, counterterrorism, diplomacy, defense, economics, finance, immigration, healthcare, gun policy, sports (specifically curling and badminton), and bovine breeding. Swindlehurst lives in the town of Utqiagvik, Alaska where he raises cattle with his wife, Beatrice, and their two children, Gertrude and Gordy.

Brandon Mitcham Schillings – Intern

Brandon Mitcham Schillings is graduate of the University of Texas at Austin with a Masters in Poultry Science. He is a current member of the Masons, chairman of the National Association of Poultry Conservation, and was the former press secretary of the Anti Free Range Poultry Administration. Due to his affiliations of these organizations, he has been lovely giving the known nickname, the “Poultrygeist” by his business associates. He is a life partner to Cletus Bernstein and is a father to his 36,000 caged chickens. He lives on his private 10-acre chicken ranch in south-central Idaho with his family.

Demetrius Jaarullah al-Achmed Cumbumberton- Senior Editor/Domestic Policy Editor

Demetrius Jaarullah al-Achmed Cumbumberton was birthed in Thiruvananthapuram, India, and moved to the United States at the ripe age of 7. He attended all eight Ivy Leagues, earning multiple degrees in Beatles History and Wine Culture by the age of 27 and four-eighths years. Cumbumberton is a former socialist turned nationalist; with his domestic policy expertise, he was Lyndon Johnson’s Instagram counselor, head chef to Ronald Reagan, and janitor to George H.W Bush. He made headlines during the 2016 election when he strategically endorsed Republican Bobby Jindal for the presidency, then endorsed Democrat Martin O’Malley two days later; many accredit him with their losses, yet few knew this was part of his plan to ensure the election of Donald Duck. He remains a word of authority concerning the most crucial of domestic affairs, especially when it comes to issues such as Lafferian economics, transgender/furry suppression, the neo-slavery of Jehovah’s Witnesses, and wildfire legislation. Apart from being a senior editor and occasional reporter for Speak the Truth, Cumbumberton writes for Infowars and Breitbart. Currently, he resides in Greasy Corner, Arizona with his favorite oak tree and seven chinchillas. In his spare time, he is the community organizer for his local Reformed Discordian Church and is an avid competitor of pumpkin-chucking tournaments. We are truly graced with Demetrius’s services here at Speak the Truth!