As interracial tensions grow in the U.S., it seems that the root of the problem is often undermined. Often cited are the facts that 97% of crimes with black victims are committed by whites, and vice versa. But what often goes overlooked is the shocking number of bird on bird crimes.

With just 400 billion birds in the world today (according the East German National and International Local Waterfowl and Other Fowl Research Center), most are shocked to discover that there are more than 8 trillion bird on bird crimes in the U.S. alone. Compared to only 3 bird related crimes involving other animals last year, it is clear that there is extreme political division even among the avian community.  

Last Thursday, a radical conservative group of ducks knows as the Kwack Kwack Klan flew South in peaceful protest when they were met with a counter protest from a group of leftist crows. The protest quickly turned violent, with over 120 arrests due to assaults.  

Clearly, this is very important, seeing as this is the way it is.

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