Breaking news relating to an STTN article published just a few months ago.

You may recall a publication discussing bird on bird violence. As most know by now, birds have been exposed as surveillance drones under the control of the US government. (More information on birds can be found here)

Our confidential informant undercover in the Pentagon as a four-star general leaked information that since the extermination of the avian population, bird on bird violence has not been intentional.

The drones are programmed to act as realistic as possible, but aggression towards other drones is dangerous and therefore not programmed into the actions of the robots. An unknown error in the code used to control actions is causing “bird attacks” across the nation.

We will do our best to provide more information as it becomes available.