Author: Demetrius Jaarullah al-Achmed Cumbumberton
Demetrius Jaarullah al-Achmed Cumbumberton was birthed in Thiruvananthapuram, India, and moved to the United States at the ripe age of 7. He attended all eight Ivy Leagues, earning multiple degrees in Beatles History and Wine Culture by the age of 27 and four-eighths years. Cumbumberton is a former socialist turned nationalist; with his expertise, he was Lyndon Johnson’s Instagram counselor, head chef to Ronald Reagan, and janitor to George H.W Bush. He made headlines during the 2016 election when he endorsed Republican Bobby Jindal for the presidency, then endorsed Democrat Martin O’Malley two days later; many accredit him with their losses. He remains a word of authority concerning the most crucial of domestic affairs, especially when it comes to issues such as Lafferian economics, transgender/furry suppression, neo-slavery of Jehovah’s Witnesses, and wildfire legislation. Apart from being a senior editor and occasional reporter for Speak the Truth, Cumbumberton writes for Infowars and Breitbart. Currently, he resides in Greasy Corner, Arizona with his oak tree and seven chinchillas. In his spare time, he is the community organizer for his local Reformed Discordian Church and is an avid competitor of pumpkin-chucking tournaments. We are truly graced with Demetrius’s services here at Speak the Truth!
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