NATO’s New “Gay Bomb” May Scare ISIS Out of Iraq

Significant advancements in NATO’s Research and Development department came this weekend with the announcement of the plans for a new bio-weapon.

The North Atlantic Treaty Organization announced last Friday that they have made a breakthrough in a new chemical agent that could potentially be used in counter-terrorism efforts in Iraq. The chemical is formally known as GX-317, but is referred to as “Die schwule Rakete”, or “The Gay Bomb”.

Created by famed German chemist Ottomar Franz Richard, GX-317 contains what is believed to be the the genes responsible for causing homosexuality. gay_gene

Many in the scientific community believe that the new weapon will be extremely successful based on previous tests. According to Alex Jones of Infowars, the U.S. government has tested a similar chemical in the past by “Putting chemicals in the water that turn the freaking frogs gay,”.

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Due to the homophobic stance of radical Islamic terrorist groups like ISIS, the bio-weapon is expected to have a deterrent effect, in addition to being extremely effective in the field. The mere thought of becoming gay is believed to be enough to cause many if not all members of ISIS to flee Iraq entirely, and eventually go into hiding.

Of course, GX-317 is still in the R&D phase. The biggest problem facing NATO scientists is finding out how to utilize the bomb in urban environments while minimizing the damage done to civilians. The chemical is expected to be approved for use by January 2020.

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