ATTN: All residents of planet Earth

From: WEPA (World Environmental Protection Agency)

Re: World Global Climate Change Combatant Day

WHEREAS,

Global surface temperatures are rising at an alarming rate

WHEREAS,

Technology to cool air already exists, and

WHEREAS,

Something must be done to save the cuddly polar bears,

The World Environmental Protection Agency has declared Saturday November 17, 2018, as World Global Climate Change Combatant Day. At GMT 0:00:000, all world citizens are asked to turn home and business air conditioning units to low temperatures and open all doors and windows to let the cold air out into the atmosphere. Citizens should then move to any vehicles, starting them and doing the same with their vehicle air conditioning units. Once all units are running, open doors to any refrigerators and freezers, and remove ice. Bring any ice cubes to the outside, and let them transfer their cold to the atmosphere as well. Continue global cool down efforts for precisely 1 hour, or until 1:00:000 GMT.

If all citizens participate in this crucial temperature altering procedure, combining our efforts with the oncoming winter temperatures should have an effect of lowering global temperatures 0.045 degrees Celsius, helping to right the damage humans have caused in the past century.

Thank you for your time and attention to this pressing matter,

-Eilsa Krumpnik

WEPA Chairman

Switzerland